Why People Are Homosexuals

February 1, 2009

Some people do not think that homosexuality is a choice, they think it is just something they are born with.  One common train of thought is to compare human homosexuality with the fact that sometimes, homosexuality is seen in the animal world.  That is true.  At times, there is evidence of other mammals being attracted to their own gender.

I’m tired of hearing how “normal” it is to be homosexual.  Just because other animals do it means it’s OK for humans?  Really?  It’s also common for animals to eat each other’s poop.  And lick random other animals on the genitals.  And use their tongue to wipe their ass and other animal’s asses.

On another argument, maybe nature really does intend on having homosexuality being normal.  No, really.  Survival of the fittest and all that, right?  Homosexual animals will most likely not mate with animals of the opposite gender.  Hence, that animal will not pass on it’s genes.  Maybe it’s nature’s way of removing some numbers from the population.  Thinning the herd.  Removing the weak and diseased.  making sure bad genes are not passed on to future generations.

Maybe this will stop that argument.  I mean, who really wants to compare themselves to a poop-eating, a-hole licking dog?  Or to the weakest of the species?  Or to say that they are happy nature chose them as the excess fluff that should be removed for the good of the planet?

Entry Filed under: Randomness, Relationships, gay, gay rights. .

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  • 1. Shelley  |  June 9, 2009 at 1:43 am

    Haha good one. Good parody site! I can’t believe some people still think like this….you might even trick some of them with this post. They still think that gay people shouldn’t have equal rights because they don’t like it…duh…yeah that’s enough! Oh well…hopefully posts like this will help them realize how ridiculous they sound.

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  • 2. watercooler  |  June 9, 2009 at 5:08 am

    Believe it or not, this isn’t really a parody – not in the way you think. I’m writing this from the other direction.

    Many people say homosexuality is just something you’re born with. Because of that, the rest of us must celebrate them being different. Maybe posts like this will help them realize how rediculous it sounds to say you’re ‘born with it.’

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